Are you suffering the post-Glastonbury blues? Here are 13 signs you might just well be:
#1 – You are experiencing the “Glasto-scenes-that-hunt-your-dreams” syndrome
#2 – You take pride in your sunburn
#3 – The mere thought of cutting off your Glasto wristband sends shivers down your spine
#4 – The Glasto BBC Red Button has become your new best friend
#5 – This is basically your reaction to the first sip of the day, it being not a warm cider:
#6 – Going to the moon seems like nothing compared to going back to work again
#7 – Your mates on Facebook and Instagram all hate you. No, trust us, they do
#8 – You smiled at a total stranger on the tube channeling that “Glastonbury spirit” and it almost got you arrested
#9 – When you come back to civilisation and spot another human who is also still rocking the Glasto wristband:
#10 – You still hold your breath for as long as you can while entering the toilet (even though there’s no need to)
#11 – Your mates are all hyped for the weekend night out and invite you to come along, but you decline. Reason being, it does not look like this:
#12 – All food is dull and tasteless and not served in a disposable kraft tray or wrapped in a napkin, which you now consider to be the standard
#13 – You look at the Glasto countdown timer for next year’s Glastonbury and break into tears just to realise it is a FALLOW YEAR and THERE WILL BE NO Glastonbury next year ONLY THE YEAR AFTER THAT which means AT LEAST a 700+ day count down.
Now, you start shaking too.
Feel free to let us know if we missed any of the post-Glastonbury blues signs…